‘Tis the season.
The season to deck the halls.
To troll the ancient Yule tide carol.
To don we now our gay apparel.
The season to be jolly.
And ’tis the season to stand in front of the Christmas tree and smile.
It’s a Very Veeder Family tradition that has been passed down from generation to generation. That weirdly adorable kid in the checkered suit up there, that’s Pops. He’s known as the Godfather of the awkward Christmas smile.
You will see it carried out on various family members’ faces as we continue through the archives of the most noteworthy Veeder Christmas Tree portraits of all time.
(You’re welcome Aunt K.)
Anyway, don’t we all want to remember what we looked like on Christmas Eve 1993 when we just opened our kick-ass cow pajamas with matching slippers.
These are fashion memories worth re-living and my hope is that they might give you inspiration for this year’s Christmas Tree shot.
Because if you find that you and your little sister are in matching sweatsuits, by all means, snuggle up under a quilt and get a picture of that shit.
Because it’s adorable.
Same goes when you and your cousins are forced to wear matching “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner” sweatshirts on Christmas morning.
Pay attention here. This is a classic.
But not as classic as tablecloth dresses, big red bows, red-eye and eighties hair.
If only I could still pull off white tights, mary-janes…and big-ass fluffy tutus.
Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a pouty ballerina and her big sister in even bigger glasses.
And now for Exhibit B, this time with excessive makeup, braces, forced smiles and more bows. Lots and lots of bows.
Because bows are cute as hell.
And so are puppies.
If you want to spice up a boring Christmas tree shot, go out and find yourself a puppy.
Sweet Baby Jesus that’s adorable.
And if you can’t find a puppy, a teddy bear dressed as an elf works too.
You can thank me later for the tip.
And here’s another. If you find that you want a switch from the typical Christmas tree photo, I recommend sitting on a couch and placing a big poinsettia in front of your subjects. And also, at least one of you should be wearing a pirate shirt.
You can never go wrong with a pirate shirt.
Here’s to the holiday my sweet, sweet friends. May everything you’ve ever wanted be waiting for you under that Christmas tree!
Oh.em.gee. I LOVE THIS POST!! Epic on so many levels! LOVING the cranky Kerr-bear pic, that is a real gem which I had not seen before. Also, the fact that you have a documented pic of the receipt of the legendary copy of Super Mario 3 just makes my WEEK. It’s probably a good thing that you don’t include video on your blog, because we all know there is some monumentally embarrassing Christmas-gathering footage out there which makes even the worst of these photos pale in comparison.
This is the stuff of wonderful memories. Goodness, I miss you all. Wishing you many memorable awkward Christmas moments this season! Love you!!
Nice blog 🙂 how were your Christmas shows? Thailand and China have been quite the experience. We’re heading to the Great Wall of china today, and then back to America.
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Wonderful memories Jessie. Thanks for sharing.
OK NEXT TIME WE PLAY, ITS THE BALLERINA OUTFIT AND ME AND YOUR DAD DO THE THE LEATHER PANTS!!!
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