Yup, we are in the middle of a good old fashioned “Wind Chill Warning.”
Check it out.
55 BELOW ZERO?!
That can’t even be real can it? I mean, once it hits a certain temperature we should just call it pain.
Now I know that most people living in this world are not acquainted with a “Feels Like” forecast, but there it is up there warning us that our noses are sure to freeze instantly upon exposure, turn black and fall off if we dare to go out uncovered. The “real” temperature is probably only like -10, and, well, that’s doable I suppose.
But yesterday I went from my house to the pickup holding on to my coffee mug and by the time I shut the door on the passenger side I had added about fifty-seven new curse words to my vocabulary, my hot coffee was iced and my fingers were blue.
So I brought the puppy in from Mom and Pops’ garage, called Little Sister, poured a glass of wine, made some soup and we played dominos.
And today it’s even colder. I’m looking out the window at the sun shining on snow banks that were melting on Wednesday now frozen solid today as that wind pushes ribbons of fresh snow along its surface like rolling smoke.
And even though I knew I’d be risking my cheeks, I had to get out there for a moment to capture it.
Because only in cold weather like this do we get a halo around the sun.
A sun dog.
A little gift of beauty as a reward for suffering frost bite.
Take a look. That is cold.
Hair freezing cold.
Get in through your Carharts, jeans, long-underwear, leather boots, wool socks, cotton socks and to your pasty little toes cold.
So let’s warm up shall we?
Here’s a few options to make you feel warm and fuzzy and get you through this frozen Sunday.
Read this blog from fellow North Dakota writer, Ryan Taylor who has compiled a series of his late mother’s columns, also titled “Meanwhile, back at the ranch…” from their local newspaper in Towner, ND. Her wholesome perspective is sure to keep your mind off the weather.
Then, check out this cute illustration of the one-eyed pug from my friend Cheyanne,
go shopping on her Etsy site, “Hang it on the line” and let me know if you want your own “A Girl Needs a Dog” t-shirt.
While you’re shopping, buy my album so you can learn all the words to that song!
And if cute fuzzy puppies, music, reading, cooking and shopping don’t warm you up, just pretend you’re here in the summer.
Wishing you love and a good pair of mittens.
Your frozen friend,