Ahhh, country living.
The peace and quiet.
The gravel roads and sweet song birds.
The lack of a liquor store within an acceptable distance when you desperately need to find out who starred in that 1998 movie with Nicholas Cage, go to your computer in anticipation of the answer only to find that “Google” cannot be displayed….and probably won’t be for a good two to three weeks…because…well…you live in the middle of nowhere
That sinking feeling when you come to realize that you are not smart, you don’t have a good memory, you don’t know how many ounces there are in a gallon, how to actually make a hamburger casserole, what “decoupage” means, or the remedy you should use to treat that weird growth on the old horse’s ass…
you just know how to use the internet.
And now you don’t have it.
And you are in the middle of nowhere.
And you can’t Google anything.
So you go to town.
Get five bottles of wine.
Find a computer in civilization and Google “how to survive in the middle of nowhere without access to Google.”
And then laugh, because you just “Googled” “Google.”
But just a little, because, well, there are some things “Google” can’t help you with…
Especially when you don’t have internet.
Ahhh, country living…