Not all days are picture perfect around here. No. Not all.
Because sometimes you’re a cowboy, and then other times, well…you’re a D-
…no matter the outfit.
See, I had a couple days of meetings in town, which helped fulfill the polished career woman that sometimes finds it necessary to make an appearance, but also resulted in lots of car time, computer time, time in high heals and dangly earrings, planning time, hand shaking time, question asking time and one instance of cold coffee being dumped down the back of my dress shirt (don’t ask). So by the time I got home today I was feeling a little pale and clean-cut and itching to put my big girl pants on and whoop it up on a good ‘ol fashioned round-up…you know…get western on the world.
It turns out I should have had supper first…
So after a change from fancy print to practical flannel, the guys and I saddled up and headed out on a mission to bring all of the cows home.
Yes, all the cows that were grazing so oblivious, so innocent, so peaceful in greenish-brownish pastures–all the girls, with their hefty teenagers trailing behind them, blissfully unaware of what was about to shake their world.
Because just like that, over the hill popped two calm, cool and collected cowboys and one cranky woman with a wedgie and an empty stomach on the back of a wild, red bolt of lightning full of burs and oat fueled energy—not as much cool and collected as hot and uptight.
And we got right to it. Or at least the men did. After we parted ways to move the unsuspecting cattle from each corner of the pasture, The Red Fury and I began to have our differences.
Because I needed to go left and Lightning Bolt Full of Burs most certainly needed to go right—right back to the other horses who were concentrating less on socializing and more on the task at hand.
For those of you who have had any experience with horses with strong wills and a bit of a spoiled streak, you know the drill. The shrill whinny. The stomp of the feet. The head flail. The snort. The spin around. The side-pass. The crow-hop. The ear perk-up. And, of course, the dead calm that occurs right before they go through the hissy fit process all over again.
Yeah, I’ve been there many times. And even if you haven’t been there with a horse, I am sure you can relate anyway: think child without the cookie he really, really needs, your sister during a fight over closet space or your worst boss on his worst day.
Anyway, some days you’re up for the fight. Some days you don’t back down. Some days you laugh it off and slap ‘em on the ass (the horse, not your boss…or your sister I suppose) and move on with your life.
But then some days you just want to rip off your big girl pants and snort and stomp and flail along with them. Or at least light a cigarette (the fact that you do or do not smoke is not relevant in these situations)
Well, contrary to popular belief, the Marlboro Man doesn’t just pop on over the nearest butte around here. At least I haven’t seen him anyway. And out in the middle of this country, the work just has to get done, no matter the mood. No matter the stomach growl. No matter the urge for a martini and a Virginia Slim.
At least that is what I told The Red Fury. And after a pops prompted swat on the lightning bolt’s rump and a forced gallop up the nearest butte and back, the two pains of the pasture straightened up a bit.
When Red Fury accepted that I was just a bitch today (more than likely due to the tight pants and the wedgie) and I accepted that Red Fury was going to take me across the landscape with an attitude that resembled the biggest jock in high school, we were fine.
Just fine, ok.
Yes, we did indeed fall in line and the cows made their merry way up hills, across cricks, through the brush and to the sweet gates of home with the two of us finally working together for the greater good. And I was glad I had the sense to “cowboy up.”
But I was also a bit discouraged. Because these emotions, these frustrations, this uptight, scared to hit the ground, nervous and untrusting attitude I was exuding was not supposed to follow me out here. It was supposed to stay home on the pillow where I left it the night before when I couldn’t sleep because I was too busy counting my shortcomings. I was supposed to be something else out here…something resembling the scene from “The Man From Snowy River”—taking on the task with a bullwhip, a sweet hat and a passion. I was supposed to have confidence. I was supposed to have fearlessness. I was supposed to have skill and power and control out here in this wild space.
And instead I cowered a bit. I crumpled a bit. I gave in a bit. And the beast beneath me? Well, he knew what he was dealing with and it turns out that made him nervous. My attitude, my body language, my frustration revealed to him vulnerabilities and weaknesses that don’t work too well in the important and magical beast-and-master partnership. Because when this animal panicked, so did this human–and all trust was lost.
I guess what happens in real life does happen out here after all.
And you know what. That’s ok. Because not all days are picture perfect around here, or anywhere else for that matter. Sometimes you feel like crying and eating macaroni and cheese from the pot and you don’t want to have to explain it. Sometimes you stub your toe and run a red light and get a ticket and come home to a pile of dishes and you don’t feel like looking on the bright side.
Sometimes you spill coffee down the back of your nice clothes and have no idea how that happened and then you say the f-word. Loud.
Sometimes you just want to run like the wind and don’t want any bitch trying to stop you or trying to hold you up.
And sometimes you’re just hungry.
But no matter how dramatically you lose your nerve, the cows always find their way home–especially when calm and collected cowboys have your back.
Thanks for supper pops.
Thanks for the ride Lightning (and making me feel better about my bad hair day.)
And husband, thanks for loving your wife, even when she is a hungry crab with a wedgie.
I always love your stories. This one is great. Hope you got a nice feed and a chance to de-wedgie yourself 😉
Your photos are fabulous as always. Where do you find the time to take them with all that work going on?
Herby, I might not be as much help, but I put my little camera in my pocket and feel compelled to capture anything I can. Oh, and around here, we take time to breathe in the fresh air and talk about the work we completed, so that gives me time to snap the pics.
And I did get de-wedgified and fed, thanks for asking. I had a pleasant roundup this morning because I was sure to have a bit of breakfast. 🙂
Thank you for sharing. Love your honest insight!
Thanks so much for reading homestead!
I didn’t get too see a good enough picture to see if you are describing my wild beast? Atticus? Miss you and the horses, and the land so much…..
Yup, you guessed right. I told dad Cuss was channeling you last night…stubborn little shit 🙂
Awesome blog. I like dressing up from time to time but am more comfortable in my every day clothes.
Neighbors of ours on my days living on the farm had a black horse named Lightning. My mom decided not such a scary name and she was bound and determined to ride him. Well the only one to ride Lightning was the owner. She got on the horse, it bucked her off and sat on her..uff’da. She ended up being taken away via ambulance. Her hip was fractured. She was a volunteer EMT.
Thanks for the reminder that animals like kids can be stubborn. I need to appreciate my hubby more when he has to put up with my crabby days. Nicole 🙂
Uff da, Nicole, your mom sounds like one tough cookie. Hope she was ok.
P.S. Sometimes husbands don’t get enough credit 🙂
Great story………but for some reason I thought you young ladies liked the sexy panties that are like wedgies….so I thought you would be used to that feeling! ! :):):)
Love it Jessie. Great honesty. 🙂
His hair really is a fabulous mess! And I’m glad you got your wedgie, physical and emotional, sorted out. Sometimes, the only thing to do is let yourself feel it … so to speak. =>
Thanks so much for your little note in the 20 something group, I am so happy you got in touch because your blog is amazing!
These photos are mesmerizing. I especially love the one of the two men on horses looking into the sun. Amazing!
I am really looking forward to visiting often.
Some days are meant to be slept through. Too bad we never know that before we get up!
Well said Carol!
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